“Can I steal you for a second?”

Hi, I’m Chelsea. I like to make everything more difficult than it needs to be. I also love really fucking terrible reality tv and horror movies. Check out my recaps, or tweet about how much you hate them—to me, all attention is good attention, just like my therapist warned.

My stupid tweets have been inexplicably featured in TV Guide, Glamour, InStyle, Entertainment Tonight, Us Weekly, Marie Claire, Parade, The Washington Post, Newsweek, HuffPost, USA Today, Refinery29, Parade, Bustle, Yahoo Lifestyle, Romper, Narcity, FanSided, and POPSUGAR.