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The Opposite of What to Do
The Bachelor S23: Beating Off a Dead Horse
Dec 4

Dec 4 The Bachelor S23: Beating Off a Dead Horse

Chelsea Allyn
The Bachelor
The Bachelor S23: Tease Me, Colt—Oh, Wait
Nov 15

Nov 15 The Bachelor S23: Tease Me, Colt—Oh, Wait

Chelsea Allyn
The Bachelor
It’s a Bachelor Baby (Ugh)
Nov 14

Nov 14 It’s a Bachelor Baby (Ugh)

Chelsea Allyn
The Bachelor
Are You the One S07 E06: Obsessions, Diet Violence, and the Boom Boom Room
Sep 13

Sep 13 Are You the One S07 E06: Obsessions, Diet Violence, and the Boom Boom Room

Chelsea Allyn
Are You The One
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E11: Welcome to Hell
Sep 12

Sep 12 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E11: Welcome to Hell

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E10: It’s Fantasy Suite Time, Baby
Sep 11

Sep 11 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E10: It’s Fantasy Suite Time, Baby

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Are You The One S07 E05: A Perfect Match Made in Hell
Sep 6

Sep 6 Are You The One S07 E05: A Perfect Match Made in Hell

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E09: Babies, Breakdowns and Witchcraft
Sep 5

Sep 5 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E09: Babies, Breakdowns and Witchcraft

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E08: Poking the Bear
Sep 4

Sep 4 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E08: Poking the Bear

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E07: Gaslight Gate '18
Aug 31

Aug 31 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E07: Gaslight Gate '18

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise

Well, Bachelor Nation, it finally happened. Something so stupidly fucking ridiculous happened that I ended up simultaneously declaring myself #TeamNickViall and #TeamDeanieBabies. That’s right, two of the Bachelorverse’s biggest fuckbois just stood out as shining beacons of kindness and humanity, all because of one very stupid fuck: Leo! 

Are You The One S07 E04: Zorbing, Sex Confessions, and More Republican Banter
Aug 31

Aug 31 Are You The One S07 E04: Zorbing, Sex Confessions, and More Republican Banter

Chelsea Allyn
Are You The One
The Proposal S01 E10: Sensual Dancers, Former Frat Bros, and Taco Photographers
Aug 28

Aug 28 The Proposal S01 E10: Sensual Dancers, Former Frat Bros, and Taco Photographers

Chelsea Allyn
The Proposal
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E06: Snitches Get Stitches
Aug 28

Aug 28 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E06: Snitches Get Stitches

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Are You The One S07 E03: Meltdowns, MAGA Hats, and Backstabbing Miscreants
Aug 23

Aug 23 Are You The One S07 E03: Meltdowns, MAGA Hats, and Backstabbing Miscreants

Chelsea Allyn
Are You The One
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E05: A Hurricane in Hairidise
Aug 22

Aug 22 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E05: A Hurricane in Hairidise

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
The Proposal S01 E09: Jugglers, Sky Enthusiasts, and Floppy Hat Fans
Aug 21

Aug 21 The Proposal S01 E09: Jugglers, Sky Enthusiasts, and Floppy Hat Fans

Chelsea Allyn
The Proposal
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E04: Cool Cats, Love Triangles, and Temper Tantrums,
Aug 21

Aug 21 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E04: Cool Cats, Love Triangles, and Temper Tantrums,

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
Are You The One S07 E01 + E02: Screaming Matches, Trump Supporters, and a Sea of Nipples
Aug 16

Aug 16 Are You The One S07 E01 + E02: Screaming Matches, Trump Supporters, and a Sea of Nipples

Chelsea Allyn
Are You The One
Bachelor in Paradise S05 E03: This Has Chicken Feathers All Over It
Aug 15

Aug 15 Bachelor in Paradise S05 E03: This Has Chicken Feathers All Over It

Chelsea Allyn
Bachelor in Paradise
The Proposal S01 E08: Acrobats, Awkward Haikus, and Eggplant Hotdogs
Aug 15

Aug 15 The Proposal S01 E08: Acrobats, Awkward Haikus, and Eggplant Hotdogs

Chelsea Allyn
The Proposal
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